I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!