Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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