we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight