belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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