Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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