Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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