I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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