so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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