maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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