i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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