i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
where are my eyebrows?
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