her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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