are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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