your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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