Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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