So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Is Oprah even human
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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