Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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