dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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