Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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