Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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