Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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