how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
