I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
