Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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