Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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