i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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