Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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