her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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