that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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