These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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