My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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