Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
