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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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