Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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