I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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