I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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