People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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