I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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