me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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