is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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