remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Screwed.edu
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
