have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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