are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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