I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
