He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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