yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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