Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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