i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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