sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My ass is underappreciated
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
