your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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