Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dick very happy bro
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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