You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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