Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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