awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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