ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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