the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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