This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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