I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We have started to decorate penises.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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