...so i touched it.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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