One girl and one boy is just not enough.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
They are going to name an STD after you.
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