Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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