Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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